All The World's Questions...Characters ORACLE ASSISTANT PILGRIM 1 PILGRIM 2All The World's Questions...
ORACLE is seated cross-legged, preferably upon a pillow or cushion and in an apparent state of deep meditation. The ASSISTANT is seated next to the ORACLE. ASSISTANT: Come all ye faithful who desire ye answers to age-old and ancient questions that plague and muddle ye minds! The Oracle shall answer them all. PILGRIM 1 enters and bows before the ORACLE. PILGRIM 1: Oh wise and benevolent Oracle, I seek the answer to the question of when I will first get laid. I am but a virgin, and I seek sweet tail. ASSISTANT: What an insipid question!
| I am a Physics student and former research assistant who thoroughly enjoys writing Sci-Fi and Fantasy novellas in addition to the occasional sonnet or two. Creating fantasy worlds and conlangs is also fun... I tend to be disorganized and have a great number of projects open, including several conlangs and a novella mixed with schoolwork, so updates may not be very frequent. |
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